“Happy New Year.”
We say it every year, to pretty much everyone we see, because that’s the thing to say in January. Do we mean it?
Well, of course, to some extent. Who doesn’t have a generic sense of goodwill towards the world at large after several weeks of holiday indulgences? Who doesn’t support the idea of a year of happiness to replace the year of whatever-it-was that just concluded?
But really, much like with “How are you?” and other empty social conventions, we aren’t particularly interested in the type of year most people have just had, nor in the particularities of the year ahead of them. We just want a seasonal alternative to “Hi!”
We may gaze fondly at our dearly beloveds at 11:59 on December 31 and offer them our affectionate good wishes. We may encourage those closest to us to pursue their dreams with optimism. But in general, we settle for a blanket “Happy New Year,” spread with equal (dis)interest over great populations of distant acquaintances, and consider our festive duty done.
In my family, this annual dissimulation of goodwill has traditionally taken the form of a “Family Letter” reminding others of our largely unchanging existence; and being a literary type, I am often the one tasked with trying to make our lives sound interesting. My earnest attempts at creativity have included detailed profiles of each family member, illustrated by elaborate collages and laced with carefully-crafted witticisms. The resulting epistle was typically sent to Everybody, with instructions to pass it on to Everybody Else. It was posted on social media, and maybe on my blog. Just to make sure that Every Possible Person had access to my self-absorbed ramblings.
But this year I did something different.
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